How we work in Australia today!

August 21st, 2010

australian workers 

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84% of women identify a hormone problem in themselves!

August 15th, 2010

Results remaining consistent

In response to the current survey:

Q: Do you ever feel like you have a hormone imbalance.

 

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EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

August 14th, 2010

WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

ALL ARE WELCOME

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practising with hamper (Pictures and graphics)


DISHES & SILVERWARE;

DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.


REMOTE CONTROL

Losing the remote control – Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place
Instead of turning the house upside down while screaming –
Open forum

DAY TWO


EMPTY MILK CARTONS;
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH;
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY
AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES
& CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT;
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

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ladies in the brisbane area take note

August 12th, 2010

This fantastic event is being hosted by my friend and business collegue

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to RSVP and read more:  http://sanctusstones.com/Ignite-Your-Dreams-Womens-Evening.html

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oh, the fun 50s

August 10th, 2010

women the 50s

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Up-date on hormone survey

August 7th, 2010

4th August 2010

Survey results so far.

Do you ever feel like you have a hormone imbalance?

Add your response: http://byebyebridget.com/research/

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13 Things PMS Stands For:

August 7th, 2010

1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree  
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweatpants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff 
and the best one :
13. Potential Murder Suspect .

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Women in work

July 30th, 2010

FACTS ABOUT WOMEN

Women own 585,000 of the 1.9 million small businesses operating in Australia.

Women own almost half of all home-based businesses and one-third of businesses operating from other locations.

Women setting up business from home is the fastest growing sector of the Australian economy.

46% of women run their businesses from home – a 20% increase in the last five years.

Women make or influence 80% of all purchasing decisions.

Women owned businesses have less external debt, are more profitable and profitable much earlier than those owned by men.

94% of all Australian businesses have an annual turnover of less that 2 million dollars.

Source: Women’s Network Australia

A networking group I belong to – simply sensational for business women. IT is headed up by a wonderful (or fabulous to paraphrase her) woman, Lynette Palmen.

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RESEARCH has proven what kind of man a woman wants according to her hormones

July 27th, 2010

A UNIVERSITY STUDY
A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:
A study conducted by the Australian Sydney University’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.  However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a cricket bat up his arse while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected on this subject.

 

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Dear John letter

July 25th, 2010

dear john marine letter

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dear john marine 3

dear john marine 4

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