Husband texts back:
“Pour some lukewarm water over it”

Wife texts back:
“Computer completely f**ked now.

Have you ever made NEW YEARS resolutions? You know,  “this year I am going to only drink alcohol on week-ends?” or “I am going to go to the gym three times a week” but then find after the first winter’s cold snap you have shifted down to a safe once a week gym appearance and red wine every night of the week?

I think all of us have had a surge of enthusiasm and made some wonderful BIG goals, only to find 10 months later, most haven’t even been launched.

AND yet the flip side is that we all realise that harnessed correctly, New Years Resolutions, are wonderful incentives to redefind who we are, our experiences, and who we want to be.

I used to think it was a little over the top to get to obsessed with an idea, but now I understand that without a very deep commitment then success will always be ellusive. Here’s how I do mine. “DESIRE”.

1. DREAM BIG
Firstly think and dream BIG. Think and dream, expansively and feel your mind stretch like a good pec stretch!

2. EMOTION
Emotionally connect with the idea. What does this feel like, can you reach out and touch it, smell it and relate to it?

3. SCRIBE
Scribe with a pencil or pen with no particular thought or question, just let ideas, words and images flow from your inner voice onto the page.

4. IMAGERY
Just as the word suggests, let your imagination loose. Get magazines: luxury magazines, camping, automobile, travel, gourmet, resorts, families, health – whatever your key focuses are this year and cut out images. Keep feelings flowing as you create and design perfect images for your the year.

5. RE-INFORCE
Re-inforce your visions which you can stick onto a board and hang somewhere that you look daily, or put into a A4 folder and sit beside your bed that you look at regularly. Re-inforce these images with words, typed out goals and screen savers etc.

6. EVALUATE
I think everything needs continual reassessment.  Maybe every 3-6 months. Maybe more often if you are opening up amazing changes and opportunities.

An example of the above is a dream you have wanted – maybe being a size 10 in summer dresses. In order to achieve the size 10, things are going to need to change. So you start imagining what it would be like to be a size 10. Maybe that means bikinis, boyfriends, confidence to go out, smiles, health, images of exercising with lots of energy. Whatever it means to you, try to add MORE EMOTION. Really want that state-of-being and cut out images, words, time frames, action steps, goals and surround yourself with the new image. Then you will start to transform. Before too long you will have committed to the change. The resolution will start to happen simply by you spending time focusing on it. Cool?! You bet!

Move with the changes, keep thinking big and most importantly , design your most perfect life!

Very interesting and short
A study conducted by Sydney University’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a cricket bat up his arse while he is on fire.  No further studies are expected on this subject.

Very interesting and short
A study conducted by Sydney University’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a cricket bat up his arse while he is on fire.  No further studies are expected on this subject.

Money bags
This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens
once every 823 years. This is called money bags. So, forward this to
your friends and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese
Feng Shui. The one who does not forward…..will be without money.
Kinda interesting – read on!!!
This year we’re going to experience four unusual dates.
1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that’s not all…
Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born – now add
the age you will be this year,
The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world. This is the year of
the Money!!!
The proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends money will
appear in next four days as it is explained in Chinese FENGSHUI.

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