bom bom
May 6th, 2011One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
‘If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re
nuts.’
irish diet
April 26th, 2011|
IRISH DIET
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i love you
March 23rd, 2011Woman sitting at home on the veranda with her husband and she says; "I love you."
He asks; "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies; "It’s me ………….. talking to the wine."
Group Hug
March 12th, 2011
The Why’s of Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
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2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don’t have enough time)
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3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don’t stop to ask directions)
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4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
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(You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)
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5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktails parties)
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6.. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don’t know…..it never happened)
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DIY kits
February 6th, 2011Ok Mr. Hardware Man
have you ever tried to assemble something following your own instructions? No?! That’s right.
The instructions don’t work! The don’t add up and they leave us women yelling at a piece of paper with lines, colours and a compass stuck on it.
See it’s not our fault !
Bridget
No Comments »Dear God,
January 31st, 2011My prayer for 2011 is for a fat bank account & a thin body.
Please don’t mix these up like you did last year.
Amen
No Comments »Billy Connolly on losing weight…
January 21st, 2011If you want to lose weight, might I suggest that you don’t buy anything in a bucket!
1 Comment »Frocks and Frills results to date
January 20th, 2011Frocks and Frills
Results so far for the survey from www.byebyebridget.com
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Nine out of ten women report that wearing a dress makes them feel more feminine. Try it out and fill in the survey if you haven’t already done so.
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