A Real Man
January 16th, 2011A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret.. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she’s the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.
No wait… sorry…. I’m thinking of wine.
It’s wine that does all that……..
Never mind.
Cultural differences
January 6th, 2011note to self… when designing new beer or wine label, make sure it doesn’t sound like something else in someone else’s language.
barbie in 2010
December 26th, 2010|
It’s about time this happened to her….. ==================== AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOURSELF Author unknown |
where are you bark man
December 12th, 2010Where are you Mr X who helped me lift the bark into the back of my car at the warehouse…
No Comments »percentages, ratios, like statistics they can be misleading
November 20th, 2010E-harmony have just advertised on telly that in the USA 2% of new marriages said they met on Eharmony…”
So what does that mean?
Does that mean I have to be with 98 revolting, sleezey, bin there done that guy, who slips their way into my bank account and somehow come out financially better than me – even if only a dinner date (how does that work???) and I might be 2 nice guys?
Or am I prepared to take the chances in “real life” as surely i must be close to 98 or 99 on my own by now. Especially if one includes the random “crushes” along the way.
Surely the next man will be No 99 or 100?!
No Comments »Wearing a frock is good for your hormones!
November 11th, 2010Sophia Loren once said “Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.” I believe dressing up in a frock gives a woman that belief.
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PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
October 24th, 2010Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q : I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.
Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A: So what’s your question?
Q : My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labour, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a cyclone might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.
Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word ‘child support payment’ means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby’s nappy very quickly.
Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in university.
Author unknown but very very familiar somehow
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